Sunday, October 31, 2004

flaming pumpkin

it's Halloween!
jack-o-lanterns carved out of bright orange pumpkins.
lots of candies and chocolate bars, being a nuisance to your neighbours.
adults participating in masquerade, dressed up as vampires, mummy and witches.
the bolder femmes would wear kinky nurse uniform, red-hot tight devil's dress complete with a tail, while hommes would dress like tarzan, complete with that wooden club and animal-print ripped-apart top.

what's the best part?

since it's Halloween, have to cake ur face with layers of cosmetics right?
pounds of foundation, highlight certain features with dark eye-liner, conceal dark rings around ur eyes by dolling up as a vampire which lacked 100 years of sleep. throw in lots of red hues, on your cheeks and lips, purple undertones and blue-ish eye shadow.

therefore, it is fair for me to conclude that ugly people will take advantage of this opportunity to conceal their ugliness with pounds of cosmetics and appear good looking.
by the way, this applies to both males and females.
after all, everyone's supposed to look ghastly, morbid or grotesque. you can't tell who's naturally ghastly and horrifying to look at, or who's actually pretty / handsome to start off with.
i suggest that you don't give yourself a bad scare...
*thinks What Lies Beneath* more specifically, that thick layer of cosmetics.

hence, what you see is not what you see. parallel to : ALL girls appear sexier and prettier when you're drunk. the same kind of illusion takes place during Halloween. go blame it on the moon...

since everyone has to wear a costume in order to gain entry into the club, then...
you will have difficulty telling who has a hot figure and who doesn't.
costumes can be altered, remember? add that push-up bra, and padded butt liner.
eh, so every girl can look damn hot and curvy.
for the men... donned up as vampires, tarzans ( to show off their biceps and 6 piece chest), or those a terrible figure would turn up as Marshmallow Man *thinks monster from Ghost-Busters*.

having said so much, would you still wanna go on a Halloween Party and pick up some 'hot babes and cool studs'? *can someone pass me more Snickers bars please?*












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